Rule One: I'm sick to fucking death of rules.


1. You're out at someplace to eat on a date you've been looking forward to for a while. Several tables over, someone starts bad-mouthing you, thinking that you can't hear. What do you do?

Grey: Leave them be. Nothing like that bothers me, much, anymore...If anything, I'd have to hold Guillotine back from making a scene of it...

Shyloh: ...I'd be pretty upset, I guess, but...there's nothing I can do about it. >_> I'd just make a fool of myself if I tried to.

Tyler: Hey! HEY! YOU GOT SOMETHING TO SAY, SAY IT TO MY FACE, FUCKERS! D:<

Oops!: Heeeeeeeeeeeey...That's not very nice. ;-; Somebody do something. T________T *sniff* </3

Coon: I have pretty good spittin' distance. :3 *thumbs up*

Tyler: Coon loogies. Ouch. Harsh. -_-

2. One morning, an eccentric traveling salesman shows up at your door. He claims to be selling something that will solve all of your problems or your greatest problems. What is he selling?

Grey: I don't think I'd mind remembering my childhood. Maybe he has something for that?

Shyloh: Breast-enhancement cream? .////.

Tyler: He could take Coon off my hands. ]: That would be selling HIM something, though. >_>

Coon: You're mean, Ty-Ty. |: I could...really go for something to eat, right now?? D: PIZZA!! <3 <3

Oops!: I'm pretty happeh where I am, I'll have you know. :] *somehow trips while standing and falls on her butt* <3

Tyler: How about he sell me a new middle name?

Coon: ...I can haz cheeseburger?? X3

[Shut up, guys. D:< We're onto the next question. ]: ]

3. A world-renowned fortune teller has predicted your untimely demise. She is rarely known to be incorrect in her readings. She states that you will die within a month. What is your reaction?

Grey: ...

Coon: NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!! I'M TOO FUCKING HOT TO DIIIIIIIIIIE!! D: *panics* SO MUCH FOOD TO EAT! SO MUCH SHIT TO DO! SO MANY LADIES TO PLEASE!! D: D: *flails around* This isn't fair. ]:

Tyler: Life isn't fair, Coonster. ]:<

Coon: YOU CALLED ME COONSTER!! <3 <3 <3 I told you you'd get hooked to eeeet~

Tyler: ...No. Anywayz...um...A month? Eh...How long does it seriously take to get a name change? Honestly? 'Cause...well...you can get pretty much anything on a tombstone, right? Hm. I leave my porno to Coon, the poor, lonely, boy. [Coon squees in joy] I want to be buried with my bike and my guns. Possibly, even, maybe ON the bike. *ponder* I want my tombstone to say 'Nice ass!'. *thumbs up*

Coon: YOU STOLE THAT IDEA FROM ME!! D:

Tyler: I JUST FUCKING THOUGHT OF IT! D:<

Coon: Yeah, but...I thought of it...like...a while ago...>_>

Tyler: Well, you never said anything, so I claim it. XP Nyah.

Coon: ;-; Oi.

Oops!: Mr. Grey, are you feeling alright? D: You didn't answer when the spotlight was on ya! Um...I'D COMPLETELY PANIC! D: D: A MONTH IS NOT LONG ENOUGH TO MAKE SUCCESSFULLY MAKE A MOVIE! A fail movie, maybe, but...>_> Ah, well. That'll do. :3

Shyloh: Everyone's so loud. ;-; *blink* Eh...um...well...I'm not quite sure, really. I...I'm not ready to die...but...a month should be long enough to...to prepare for it...I've got a will to write. Like I have much. I hope there are a lot of people at my funeral. But, I really don't want anyone to cry. I'm sure wherever I end up, I'll be happy. :]

Grey: ...She's...she's not...going to be...happy...

Shyloh: T_T *leans her head on Grey's shoulder* She'll be okay. I promise. Well...I sure hope so, anyway...

4. You're at a bar with a group of your closest friends. You've had a bit to drink, but your pals think you are much more drunk than you actually are. - This gives you a chance to do something you would normally never do or say around them while you are "sober". What is it that you do or say?

Tyler: *stops her arguing with Coon and gets a really unamused look on her face* Oh, that's funny. You have any idea how much alcohol it takes to get a Feral the tiniest bit tipsy? FUCK OFF. D:< I DON'T WANNA TALK ABOUT IT.

Coon: D: I find that I never really had to be drunk to act like it. :3

Tyler: Or to act like a fucking moron. ]:

Coon: Yeah, that too. :] Hey! Wait! D:<

Shyloh: IIIIIII'm too young to drink. >_>;; Heh. But...I suppose...if I was in such a...uh...a situation...*nervous giggling*...M-m-...maybe I could...profess a crush, or some such? --

Coon: WHAT DID YOU MEAN BY THAT?!?! D:< I don't act like that ALL the time, you know!

Shyloh: Oh, dear...>_>

Oops!: No. No, Coonster. You really do. And, there's nothing wrong with that!! Nothing at all! I do that, too! *giggles* ~<3 But...um...Yes. If I...were to do...something like that...Well. Maybe, I'd finally have the...eh...guts to...find out what...Death looks like...under those black, silk, pajamas...? =^^=

Coon: Well, as long as YOU'RE okay with it, Oops!. ._.

Tyler: *nudges Grey in the ribs* Speak, man. ]:

Grey: Eh? Oh. Um. I don't usually drink, and, never enough to actually get...drunk. So. I guess it doesn't matter, at all. I'd rather have the satisfaction in being able to tackle something sober than with...that kind of...help...

Tyler: *opens her mouth*

[No. *death glare*]

Tyler: *shuts her mouth* ._.

5. If you could go back into your past and either undo or *do* something you regret doing or never doing, what would it be?

Shyloh: ...I think I'd spend less time focusing on my schoolwork and more time actually...getting a social life. A lot of good my lessons have done for me. ._.

Tyler: Did you know...that I actually got pretty good grades, in school?

Coon: Yah, 'cept for the fact that you can't spell worth fucking shit, woman. ]:

Tyler: You're one to talk. D:<

Coon: D:...D: D:...You're right. I can't, either. <3 Better than you, though. I think I would've, at some point, run away from Raven when I was old enough to. ]: Look at what she did to me! I didn't ASK to be a Feral. >_>

Tyler: That's what I get for trying to share some information with people. |: I would've killed a certain person who did a certain thing. But...it's in the past, now, and, Jag took care of him, and...I'm fine, now. SOMEBODY CHANGE THE SUBJECT, PLEASE! ]:<

Oops!: What happened, SBCFH? D: Am I allowed to know? Or is that something labeled 'Not for Oops! to know'?

Tyler: SUBJECT CHANGE! D:<

Oops!: I LIKE PIE!!

Shyloh: Um...Miss Oops!? Could you answer the question? :3 I wanna know.

Oops!: Ooooooh. Um. Well, if I changed something I did, back then, or did something different, I prolly wouldn't be where I am, today. :] And, I'm good with where I am, today! EVERYBODY'S GONNA LOVE TODAY!

Grey: *clears his throat* *everyone stares at him* What? Did I startle you? .__.

Shyloh: *after no one speaks for a while* Eh...well. It's your turn, Grey. :] I don't know about anyone else, but, I really enjoy hearing your opinions on things. ^^

Grey: Oh. I have to agree with Oops!. I'm fine with where I am, right now, and, there's a chance that changing anything in the past would completely change the current situation.

6. In this question, we assume your character has access to the internet. You meet someone in a chat room who you quickly fall head over heels for. You love spending every minute with them, they share almost all of your interests, and you easily consider them to be everything you've been looking for in a boyfriend/girlfriend. Upon meeting them in real life, they turn out to be ugly as sin. Does this change the way you feel about them and do you continue to pursue a relationship with them?

Tyler: You know, Grey. You oughtta just answer the questions before everyone else does, or you're never going to have a say. ]:

Shyloh: Oh! That's a good idea, Tyler. :] *grins at Grey*...-^^-

Grey: ...Yooooou're...too kind...>_> Well. Considering the way that Guillotine is...you can see that physical looks don't matter a lot, to me. I'm quite happy with her.

Coon: And, she smells, too. :]

Grey: ...*sigh*...

Tyler: Don't mind him, Grey. ]: It's my fault I forgot to bring the duct tape to this party. >_> And...Not to be completely rude, here, but, if she ain't got at least some of the looks, I'm not going to look twice at her. ]:

Shyloh: A-...at least you're honest.

Tyler: I get that a lot. I think I'm just a bitch. D:

Shyloh: Hm. Uh. Yeah. I think you're pretty nice, anyway, Tyler. :3 It's all about personality for me, really. If you're beautiful on the inside, it's going to shine on the outside. :]

Coon: Unless she smells.

Tyler: D:< *slaps him upside the head* GODDAMMIT, COON, LAY OFFA GREY'S GIRL. It's NOT YOUR FUCKING PROBLEM. ]:<

Coon: ;-; I want teh sexy ladies. *twiddles his thumbs*

Oops!: I thought that you liked that Dingo guy, Coonster? Now, I'm just confuzzled. D: I like Shyloh's answer. She put it better than I could've. *claps* <3

Shyloh: Wow. Thank you.

Coon: *in silent shock of Oops!'s remark* o_o

Tyler: *laughing her fool ass off and patting him on the back*

7. You have been accused of a serious crime that you have not committed. What do you do?

Grey: I'm sure Death will take care of it. I'm not worried.

Tyler: Oh, yeah? What makes you so sure I didn't do it? *grin* XD Ah, fuck 'em. They can't touch me. <3

Coon: *points at Tyler* She did it. Wasn't me. ]:

Oops!: D: D: SAVE ME! PLZ? ;-; This isn't good for my reputation...

Shyloh: I think Grey, Oops!, and, I are pretty much under Death's blanket of safety in matters like this. We could get away with just about anything, as long as it was in Shangri-La, and, he has SOME influence in other cities, as well. Oooooo~~ I feel so above the law!~ *shivers* <3

8. You have the option of saving only one of two peoples' lives. Person A. is an acquaintance you've known for a few months. Person B. is a complete stranger, but offers you a million dollars if you choose to save their life. Who do you save?

Grey: It depends on who the acquaintance is. If it's someone I'm not really fond of, with good reason, then I'll save the other. But, I won't take the money. I have no need for it.

Shyloh: Oh. I'm not so sure of my 'saving' abilities, really. But, I...don't really need the money...I'd have to go with the acquaintance.

Oops!: You'd save me, right, Shy? D:

Shyloh: Oh! Of course, Oops!! :]

Oops!: yAy. I feel deeply loved. And, I'd go with the acquaintance, as well. I'd save you, too, Shy~ <3 I'd probably drown before I could get to the 'savin'' part, but...I'd try. :3

Shyloh: Th-...thank you? X3

Tyler: Coon can drown. I want that money. ]:

Coon: HEY!! D:< AND, WHAT IF IT WASN'T ME, EH? WHAT THEN? I wouldn't save YOUR ass, either, then, bitch. Ur...well...yeah. Yeah, I would. ;-; Damn your awesomness. Damn it.

Tyler: Swan can drown. Dingo can drown. You can drown. Shy's pretty cool. She can stay. Oops!...well...I...um. Yeah. *shrug* Grey can stay...You know? I have the power to save both of them. ]: Isaiah can stay. Sparrow can drown...

9. You find yourself with a full day completely free of any work or worry. What do you spend it doing? (You're not limited to one thing.)

Grey: There's always room for sword practice, I suppose...

Coon: And, swapping spit with your smelly girlfriend. ]:

Tyler: OOOKAY! That's ENOUGH OUTTA YOU, FUCKFACE! *picks him up and tosses him in a random direction. Ah. That felt good. :] Now...THIS qualifies as a 'full day completely free of work or worry'! He won't be back, for a while. I think I'll finish this interview and...uh...wax my bike...or...something. I miss him, already. ;-;

Oops!: He'll come back. He ALWAYS comes back. :] And, yay, free time! Internetz for me!!

Shyloh: Hm. :3 It seems...quieter...in here, now. Oh. Was that rude of me to say? D: Eh...Um. No work. I suppose that means I can read. And, if I get someone to go with me, then, maybe wander around the city. I still haven't seen most of it, yet...Um. Grey? Would you walk with me? -^^-

Grey: ...I...guess? We'll bring Guillotine along. Take her for a walk. Maybe Death, too. He needs to get out his room.

Shyloh: ...O-...oh. Okay, then...;-;...

10. You owe someone a favor and to cash it in they have you babysit their baby for a full night. At 8PM the baby starts crying uncontrollably and shows no signs of stopping. What do you do?

Grey: Eh...uh...I...well...I...Um...

Shyloh: Aaaaaaaaaawe...~~ <3 <3 Baaaaby~~ But...I really...have no past experience on this...Um...They...they like silly faces, right? I could try that, I suppose...Or, maybe it's hungry...It? He? She? I hope they don't need a change. ._.

Oops!: If the faces don't work, we could always turn on the music and DANCE!! D: EVERYONE loves DANCING! *dances* <3 <3 I'm not a fan of kids, but...I'll dance for one. :]

Tyler: I ain't dancing for no kid. ]: I ain't feeding it. I ain't making faces at it. I ain't touching it. Puma's good with kids, I'll shove it off on her. >_>

11. You spend your entire life's savings on your dream home only to move in and find out that it is haunted by a very active and very malicious spirit. Not only does this ghost hate your guts, it likes to let you know that every once in a while. You have no money to move, and the house is near unsellable because of local rumors about the haunting. What do you do?

Grey: It can't touch me. I'm not bothering it. It can make all the mess it wants, I suppose...Maybe I can get Guillotine to scare it away...

Tyler: There are ways to get rid of those fuckers. ]: Guillotine might not be a bad idea, actually...

Shyloh: I...don't like ghosts. .__. I...would...probably move into a friend's house for a while and...hire someone to...get rid of it, like the others said...

Oops!: ...We could watch moooovies, together, and, eat popcooooooorn...and, I can name him Kiiiiirby...or Tibeeeerius...and, it would be awesome! Best buddies! <3

12. This one's for the men:
Two women of equal beauty and smokin' hottie hotness walk by on either side of you. One is brunette and the other blonde and both throw you a very inviting smile. Which chick turns your head?

Grey: I'm very much taken, and, Guillotine would have a wonderful time tearing both of them apart if she ever found out they were coming on to me...

Tyler: Hey. D: I'm a lesbian. Does that count? 'Cause, I'm all over the blonde. All over her. With chocolate syrup and whipped cream and handcuffs. Come to Momma~~ <3 w00~

13. For the ladies:
You're sitting at a bar and two different men want to buy you a drink. One of them is a pretty boy gentleman and the other a rugged badass. Both are equally hot. Who do you accept the drink from?

Shyloh: I-I-I-...Uuuh...Um...Heh. I'm...wow. I must say...that I would be...quite flattered. *gulps*...B-b-...Oh. I'm going with the badass~~ -^_____^;;;- Oh! Wow. I guess I do like them a little...w-...wild...heh. *nervous giggling*

Oops!: ...D:...D: D: Why? Why are they doing that? *panic* Wah! Are they part of a conspiracy?!?!? Do I have something stuck in my teeth, and, they're just not outwardly saying it?!?! Aaaaah. D:

14. If you were to ever have attended high school, you would have been voted Most Likely To what?

Grey: ...To...How...the Hell should I know? I don't even know what you're talking about...

Shyloh: ...Why would they vote for that in school? *blink* I...don't know? Most...likely...to...do nothing useful for the rest of her life? The way they saw me, most likely. ;-;

Oops!: Most likely to trip on my own feet and DIE FROM IT.

Tyler: That sounds about right. ]: And, Shy's answer pretty much covers what people thought of me, too. >_> Minus the becoming a serial killer part.

15. You are unaware of whether or not the person you love most dearly returns your feelings. How do you go about finding out?

Grey: ...I found out the hard way...Every way with Guillotine is the hard way, I suppose.

Tyler: I suppose, eh? ._. And, what happened to talking to them? COMMUNICATION, PEOPLE! D:< EVEN IF YOU HAVE TO GET DRUNK TO DO IT.

Shyloh: ...Tyler's right. I...well...Alright. I would have to take some time to get up enough courage, but, I would definitely...maybe...someday...tell them. ._.

Oops!: Or, I'll tell them, for yah. :] I'm here for yah, Shy.

Shyloh: Hm. :] If I needed help, then, Oops!. And, if you need help with something like this, then I can do it for yah, too~

16. You have been granted access to a magic TV channel. (Pretend your character knows what a TV is.) This channel, for five minutes a day, allows you to watch any one person in the entire world doing whatever they're doing for that five minutes. Who is that TV channel tuned into?

Grey: That's a little stalker-ish. ]:

Shyloh: ...Well...I can see where it could be useful...>_> And...I...I have someone that I WOULD...watch...but...I can't say it, right now...-^.^;-

Oops!: Creeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeepy yyyyyyyy. D: I'd so do it. :] And, it'd have to be Death, too. Oooooo~~

Grey: ...Honestly, I don't think he'd care, either. Even if he knew.

Tyler: o_o Guy's got some problems if he's okay-ing that. I don't want to take advantage of the stalker channel, thank you very much. >_>

17. What holds the highest value in your life?

Grey: She does. Always.

Shyloh: ...*siiiiiiiigh*...;-; I suppose I'd have to say friendship, at the moment. I'm luck to have met the people I have, in Shangri-La. Very lucky. ._.;

Tyler: Yeeeeah, you would've been dead, just like I told you you would be, if those people didn't scoop yah up. ]: I warned you, bunny. Or, at least I tried to. You were VERY FUCKING LUCKY. D: I'd say the well being of all my base mates, but, that would be a lie. :]

Coon: *comes back, panting* I hate you, Tyler. ]:

Tyler: I wub you, too, Coony.

Oops!: Coon! You're back! Just in time for the last question~! YAy!!

Coon: o_O LAST QUESTION?!?! OH, COME ON! LEMME ANSWER THE ONES I MISSED!! D: Waaaaaaah.

Shyloh: I think Esora is getting tired of us as it is, Kasper. Let's just...let's not get on her bad side, now...>_>;; Please?

Oops!: She gets really pissy. :] And, I wuvvles mah friends~~ They're so kewl. <3 <3 <3

Coon: Dun call me that, Shy-Shy. ;-; No one's supposed to know. >_>; What I value most, is it? Um. Um. Um. Um.

Tyler: He's going to have to have time to decide between his boyfriend or the half-eaten pizza in the fridge. This'll take a while. ]:

Coon: Um. Um. Um. Um. Um. Um. O_o Where'd everybody go...? Hello? Guys? ._. ShitI'mallalone. T________T

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I am 33,097 words into Shangri-La, boys and girls.

NaNoWriMo has given me new meaning to write.

Too bad I'm still sad. ]: